We need to take all these Washington DC Law Firm pretty callboy lobbyists and put them on the Survivor TV series. In some Outback area of Australia or the Gobi Desert and then leave them all of them there with one canteen of water each. If they want the water they will have to blow another contestant or bend over and take it like a man in trade. Although some might say that this is simply too obscene to discuss, I completely disagree and think that such folks have no idea as to how it works in Washington DC.

In Washington DC it is cash, gifts or ass no one gets re-elected for free. So putting all these Lobbyists on Survivor TV makes sense. If it gets too graphic we can pan out for a satellite view when they are doing the dirty and you know they will. Some say; Oh but you have it all wrong; Lobbyists are not the scum of the Earth that you depict, it is the system its self which has run a muck!

Okay very well lets say this is true. Then lets take all those who run the system in Washington DC and put them all in an open water arena with one swimming pool float toy and tell them if you can swim across the Gulf of Mexico from Brownsville to Tampa Bay then you can stay. We can call it the Washington DC Survivor. Whoever makes it the whole way gets to stay in Washington DC and those who fail to make it, well they are simply contestants who got washed out. Dont worry the sharks will not eat them remember that professional courtesy thing. Consider this for the TV series in 2006.

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?