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Boycott; Boy on Cot

 

Every time I think of the illegal aliens in our country and remember listening to Mexican President Vincent Fox and the Catholic bishop of Mexico telling Mexican nationals to come to the United States to work and send back money makes me wonder. If indeed, they, the illegal immigrants and illegal aliens are really here to work why are the illegal aliens skipping work, marching in our streets and boycotting America's small business is and corporations?

I do not think this is what the Catholic Church Bishop of Mexico had in mind when they sent them here because the Catholic Church wants to get tithing money from the families when the illegal alien workers collect their paychecks, cash them and send them back to their families via Western Union at the rate of over 15 Billion Dollars per quarter.

You see, the Catholic Church has a plan and it wants that money. But also I now realize that the Catholic Church has indeed a real need for every male. If they are young boys then they want them on the cot in the dark room behind the church for extracurricular activities for the clergy.

Once they are done and the little boy and grows up, then they send them to the United States to screw over the American people and again; boycott. So this must be their plan; the boy on the cot is taught everything they know and then they send him to the United States to screw us over and to teach us a lesson in economics using a boycott. That's just wonderful; thank you so much.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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