Some of these funny facts may be true and some may not. The ones which arent true were only added cause they're funny.

• In England they speak English!

• The day of marriage is a happy one. Thats until you remember how much its costing you!

• For Canada, making it to the World Cup is like winning it!

• Life is not fair. We have to work for a living while all our pets do is sleep!

• Why is spam illegal when telemarketing is not?

• Drivers love to speed when the reality is the person behind them will catch up at the next red traffic light.

• Counterfeit money is hard to identify, except for when it shows the number 17.

• The best tasting fruit juices are the ones which contain 4% REAL juice!

• In North America, we read from left to right. While intoxicated, some of us read right to left.

• Insurance companies are nicknamed the mafia.

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Thats something women like!

• A mother 3 generations higher is called the great grandmother!

• Golf courses have 18 holes. Women have only one.

• Blowing a fart underwater can cause a Tsunami.

• Monday comes only once a week.

• In China, riding a bicycle is the fastest form of transportation.

• Robbing a bank is the equivalent of winning a jackpot at the casino.

• Many people say Iceland is made of ice.

• Bodybuilders at the gym stare at themselves in the mirror more than they workout.

• In America, food is really popular!

• Rice cakes are not cakes. Theyre named that to trick you into buying it!